The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)11:10 No. 246016 ID: 919826
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You can see where it's going from here, so I'll skip ahead.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)11:11 No. 246017 ID: 919826
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And here we are.

>>246017
Oh, this one is going to be loads of fun.

Ok, first step is for her to get out of there. So tell her to wait until they close down for the night and then use the lockpicks she clearly must have stashed somewhere (possibly in bowspace) to unlock the padlock and get out of there. Then we can steal whatever cash they got today and then get out of there and find something fun to do.

>>246017
I'm not sure if I should suggest or get attached, you might decide to suddenly switch again.

>>246017
Okay fine first thing check for awesome fairy powers. Second thing, it almost looks like you can fit through the bars.

Greet tell her she is destined for greatness.

damn, they got a cage for little people? okay. can you pan around some? figure out where the key's and shit are.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)13:37 No. 246043 ID: 919826
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"What's a sweet thing like you doing in a place like this?"

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)13:38 No. 246044 ID: 919826
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"Sorry, can't do that. I'm not invisible, I'm a voice in your head."

>Fat lot of help that is, then.

"Hey, don't underestimate me. You're destined for greatness, and I'm here to help. Name's RUTABEGA, THE SEXY PRINCE"

>Haha, sure. I'm Tika.

"I need some info first. You got any lockpicks? Maybe hidden wherever you hid that bow earlier?"

>Nope. S'a magic bow, not a magic storage place.

"Hm. Can you still grab it?"

>Yeh, but why? They took my arrows.

"Got any magic powers?"

>Yeh, I got some illusion stuff. Make myself look like something else, or make someone see somethin' that isn't there.

"Can you turn invisible?"

>Eh, I can make myself look like whatever's behind me, but if yer lookin' fer me you can usually spot it.

"That could be useful once you're out of the cage, but we're not there yet. Probably just gotta wait for something quest-related to happen."

>Hey, I hear someone coming in.

Called it.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)13:38 No. 246045 ID: 919826
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"Woah-ho, you're a LITTLE sensitive about your height, huh?"

>>246043
Your shoulders and hips are thinner than the space between the bars.

Seriously.

Just walk out.

uhhhhh, let's say we'll drop it.
also tell her to yell that she can totally fight, just the dude with the helmet snuck up on her.

>>246046
Eh, my viewport has been known to have some spatial-warping qualities on some viewing devices. It occasionally results in skewed perspectives, unusual proportions, or the sudden appearance and disappearance of accessories and wounds. Rest assured, the bars are close together.

>>246048
Well poo!

Uh.


I'm flat out of ideas.

>>246049
if so then waiting may work. since they don't want her they may throw her out. which while not glorious would still result in her being free.

>>246049
I've even had some poor souls claim that they see the images as "shoddy, hastily-scribbled outlined forms with limited color" rather than the crystal-clear high-def photographic images I'm sending you.

>>246052
no fault on your end. some view-screens just can't handle it and dumbs it down to prevent itself from imploding.

Obviously our fragile mortal minds cannot comprehend the fantastic imagery involved.

The fairy should tell them that she can fight just as well as any fuckin' slow ass clumsy oaf.

>>246045
Tell them that you will fight whatever the fuck it is they think you're too tiny to handle. And you're not only gonna fight it, you're going to fucking destroy it.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)15:22 No. 246072 ID: 919826
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"Aight, you need to convince them you're a good fighter. Tell 'em you can fight better than that big oaf if he didn't sneak up on you or something."

>I CAN fight better than him!

"That's the spirit."

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)15:23 No. 246073 ID: 919826
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"Awesome. Now we're getting somewhere."

>Wait, why'd he emphasize "volunteering" like that?

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)15:23 No. 246074 ID: 919826
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>I'm not sure I like this now.

"I'm totally sure I like this now."

oh, just a quest? quests are what heroes are made of.

Ha!

You may be tiny, but that makes you an exceptional assassin and archer!

THEY WILL FEAR FOR THEIR EYES

>>246074
See, destiny has struck.

Now we just need some extremly poisoned arrows with abnormally sharp arrow heads and some other supplies for adventure, then we're set to go. Although we might have to recruit a band of misfits who for various reasons see fit to join in on what might be a suicide mission.

Hey, at least she gets out of that cage.

Onwards to destiny!

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)16:31 No. 246092 ID: 919826
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Yeah guys this sounds pretty sweet to me.

"Okay Tika, this is pretty much the best thing ever. Be cool."

>Yeh, yeh. S'better'n jail, I guess.

"Yeah. And, plus? You're probably gonna go, like, fight a dragon or something. Probably nothing so cliche, but something epic like that."

>Hah. Sure, sure.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)16:32 No. 246093 ID: 919826
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Huh, I stand corrected.

"wheres our arrows?" is a good one.

What the hell does the dragon want with the princess alive anyways, why wouldn't she be eaten already.

>>246096
i can think of several things, all but one is unpleasant.

Tea?

Company?

A good game of riddles?

Strip poker?

Injecting some dragon blood into the royal line by consent?

Above, without consent?

Ransom?

Boredom?

>>246104

For forgot lulz. One of the most important (and likely) reasons of them all.

>>246096
Isn't it obvious?
http://kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php?g2_itemId=5259

>>246093
Pssh, tell her she's got this. After all, she has two other meat shields to take the blows for her.
Don't get attached, by the way.
That never ends well.

>>246093
"In the unlikely event that I can tame the dragon, can I keep it as a pet?"

Make sure you can keep whatever you find in the dragon's hoard.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)17:56 No. 246128 ID: 919826
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Hey, good point.

"Hey, ask him why the dragon wants her to begin with. Also, can you have your arrows back, and what happens if you make the dragon your pet?"

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)17:57 No. 246132 ID: 919826
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Hmm, anything else?

>>246132
"Dude, I'm a pixie...or...a fairy...or an imp...fuck I don't know, but the point is I'm magical in nature anyways.

In the words of a great Chinese Magician, 'Magic, must defeat Magic.'"

>>246132
Let's go blind us a dragon.

>>246133
yes, that is so good.

>>246132
Well clearly buddying up would involve making the dragon redeeming his ways. But he's probably a jerk, so as long as you can get a cut of the hoard you're in.

There is a hoard, right?

>>246132
Enemy of the state doesn't have to be that bad. Anyway, lets meet the other volunters and see if we can't get some epic poison for our arrows. The dragon might be big and hard, but a few extremely poisoned arrows through the eyes and I bet it's not that up to the fight anymore.

The Advisor 2010/10/20(Wed)19:13 No. 246427 ID: 919826
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"Oh wait, before you go! Make sure the dragon's got treasure."

>Haha, fine.

The Advisor 2010/10/20(Wed)19:15 No. 246428 ID: 919826
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>Way to make me look like an ass, ass.

"Hey, doesn't hurt to check. They said there'd be two legionnaires, right?"

>Yeah, and some other volunteers, whatever that means.

"Cool. When do you meet them?"

The Advisor 2010/10/20(Wed)19:17 No. 246432 ID: 919826
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>Hmm.

>A Troll, a Satyr, and a Dryad walk into a jailhouse...

>Stop me if you've heard this one.

okay, so they are all also magical creatures. like the troll said, rather interesting group.

>>246432
Troll? Looks to me like an owlbear.

>>246432
Oh god does that Satyr really want to-

oh, right. Satyr.

Stay away from him.

>>246432
I think that satyr wants to stuff himself inside the fairy. How would that even WORK? Can fairies change size?

>>246438
At least it's not the dreaded manbearpig.

>>246432
Hmm, decent tits on the dryad. Ok, lets get their stories, see why they're in the slammer and stuff.

"Oh, a pixie. Hi."

Ask that flippin' tree-lady wot 'zactly that means, yeh?

The Advisor 2010/10/21(Thu)10:42 No. 246624 ID: 919826
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"Alright, let's get these introductions out of the way. Tell 'em who you are, what you do, and why you're here, and try to get the same information out of them. You have to work with these guys for a while.

"Also, keep an eye on that Dryad. She might have something against pixies."

>Yeh, duly noted.

The Advisor 2010/10/21(Thu)10:43 No. 246627 ID: 919826
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Anything that needs to be discussed right now, or should we just wait for the guards to come back and give Tika her gear and GTFO?

yeah, dryad is racist. will do her job but don't trust her with your life.
other then that stewar seems like a nice enough guy.

>>246628
Ah, that's "Stevar".

More spatial distortion on your viewport, I'm sure.

>>246629
ah, yes the V appears to be slightly bent. it is a common side-effect of sound being turned into text. just to make sure, troll is darbin?

She should make an attempt at casual chitchat but not force it. Otherwise she should avoid and try not to piss off the dryad because she doesn't like her much, avoid the satyr for the opposite reasons, but the troll seems to be chill enough she could ride around on his head. If the other two want to be mounted they have each other, heh.

>Tell these fuckers to get off their asses so you can get going!

>>246634
Yeah. Stevar the Satyr bard, Florence the Dryad...druid, I'm guessin'? And Darbin the Troll. Not sure what his class is.

>>246638
He's a fighter. Doesn't preclude being a warrior-poet, though.

The Advisor 2010/10/21(Thu)20:27 No. 246733 ID: 919826
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"I got nothin. I guess make some small talk until the guards arrive."

>I'm glad I got magical voices in my head to tell me to make small talk. Real boon there.

"Hey, I'll be more help later. Pretty sure we're still in the introductory stages here."

>I like that yer talking about this like a story. Makes it feel kinda epic.

"Yeah, I like to party."

The Advisor 2010/10/21(Thu)20:32 No. 246734 ID: 919826
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"Be careful around that satyr. I think he's got a thing for you."

>Huh. I ain't particularly interested, but whys'sat a problem? You a chaste, pure prude voice?

"Oh, far from it, I just thought, uh, you know. Size concerns and..."

>'Scuse me? Again, not like I'm interested or anything, but I can accomodate more'n... no you know what I am not havin' dis discussion with you.

"Yeah, okay. Also, don't piss off that Dryad. Don't think she likes you."

>That's like the exact opposite of what I'm gonna do, 'specially since she doesn't like me.

The Advisor 2010/10/21(Thu)20:32 No. 246735 ID: 919826
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>See, wot'd I tell ya?

hmm, for romance purposes let's assume Tika is normal sized. in fact, let's assume she is normal size except in situations where being small is an advantage.
anyway, the reason we can beat the dragon and not the army is because we are officially ADVENTURERS, and a small ragtag group is better then ANY army.

anyway, let's get off on the right foot with the guards. dryad is a nearly a lost cause, started on the wrong foot from just entering the room.

>>246739
They're hoping to hit on a set of adventurers with the right mix of "expendable" and "invincible" that makes them capable of doing the impossible.

>>246737
Hot guy in armor, hell yeah!

Finally the right kinda guy for this firecracker we landed with.

>>246744
I'm not quite sure either of them are guys.

All the better.

... when we make camp we are pouring sand in her vagina.

>>246758
Dude, she'd probably like that.

>>246758
she is a tree, sand is a kind of dirt. it wont work as well as you think.

... when we make camp we are pouring fire in her vagina.

>>246766
That's called murder. M U R D E R. It's okay to do it to our target but not our allies.

... when we make camp we are pouring Trine in her vagina.

>>246792
You have an unhealthy obsession with lower-body orifices.

>>246821
Manhood (ˈman-ˌhu̇d), noun:
1) The state of having both testicles and an unhealthy obsession with lower-body orifices.

>>246872
HA, i WOULD agree with you but d3dfb8 seems to want to put everything EXCEPT the thing that is supposed to go in there, in there.

Anyway on with the exposition! These must be the Legionnaires.

Is Tika getting any reward for this other than her freedom? I mean she only got thrown in jail over a customer service dispute.

>>246874
And that would be...?
Tika?

Updates will be slowed or possibly halted until next week. Busy busy.

Just a heads up.

what's the name of this quest? I can't seem to find an archive for it.

>>247650
Because there isn't one :D

>>247650
The one that's stuck is Little Angry Fairy Quest, or LAF Quest. This is its first thread. You might be confused by the first few lines of my dialogue with the titular little angry fairy because it vaguely references when I found her by flipping through "channels" here:
>>246004

By the way, I'm still figuring out the viewport thing, but I've found a way to copy a sort of temporary facsimile of these four characters (Stevar, Florence, Darbin, and Tika), personality and all, for Qs and also As concerning whatever anatomical, historical, or other concerns you might have. I stuck them in a convenient demiplane I had sitting around, you know, for whatever. I guess that can go down in this thread: >>>/questdis/327658
unless you think I should make my own for it.

The Advisor 2010/11/03(Wed)19:14 No. 251964 ID: 919826
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"Hey, whatcha think of that armored guy?"

>Yer not too good at telling genders, are ya? Armored one's a woman, the one with the crazy look in his eye's a man.

"Yikes, my bad."

>But maybe.

The Advisor 2010/11/03(Wed)19:15 No. 251966 ID: 919826
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"Ask them if you're getting anything else outta this. You're only here for a civil service dispute. This seems kinda severe for your crime."

well shit. also, not sure that thing will fit right.

>>251973
Yeah, they look a little big for a fairy.

24 hours seems a bit... tight. How far is the dragon again? I mean, what happens if the dragon kills them? Would you have enough time to run back to town and get it removed?

>>252003
think you missed the "renewed every 12 hours"

>>252006
No, I didn't. I'm talking about what might happen if they were to die during the fight with the dragon.

Then we'd 24 hours at most, if it's renewed right before the fight and they get killed while fighting the dragon. Is the dragon less than 24 hours away? If not, we would be totally boned if they die. If so, well, the town officials can probably refresh/remove it. But still, we should really endeavor to not let them die.

Pull a jailbreak yo!

This means you have to keep your escort alive?

I was kind of expecting everyone except you to die the moment we encounter the dragon.

>>252031
>>252170
Yeah, it seems like a given that these guys are gonna croak at some point, leaving our heroes with a <24 hour clock to do something about it. So, that said, maybe we take them out sooner rather than later?

There's only two of them in the room with us, and I'm guessing that little brown sack at their feet contains our stuff. I think the four of them have enough firepower at their disposal to take these guys out before they even put the runes on them in the first place.

>>251968
Better hope that neither of them die. Or that the dragon is powerful enough to figure out a way to get them off.

Hmm, probably not much she can do right now. But she could try to put some moves on the wizard and try to convince him to take it off. Depends a bit on how far it is to the cave though, things like that can take some time.

So dudes, do I have her go along with it or get everyone to kill these bitches before they tag 'em? I don't think we have a consensus here.

yeah, we need to go with them, because if the troll hasn't just broken his way through the doors yet then they are probably enchanted doors that you can't break. so you would just be stuck in here.

This sounds extremely fishy to me. Those two could easily make everyone blow up after the dragon is slain and go "oh, the dragon ate them, now gimme my half of the hoard."

I say go along.

Have her demand to go along without the fucking explosive bullshit that can go wrong through no fault of their own, and what guarantee is there they don't get blown up even if they win? Are they too fucking cheap to afford a proper geas or what? I mean shit those guys get enough out of the deal without this fucking crap shoved down their throats.

Refuse the runes. If they insist, jailbreak motherfucker.

The Advisor 2010/11/05(Fri)12:29 No. 252781 ID: 919826
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"This smells bad. What if they die when you fight the dragon? What if they just decide to kill you all and take the hoard for themselves?"
>I was thinkin' the same thing.

The Advisor 2010/11/05(Fri)12:32 No. 252791 ID: 919826
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"Is that a saying where you come from or something?"
>Yeah. Means basically, "Don't plan too far ahead, roll with what comes" sum'n like that.
"Gotcha. So, you gonna kill her?"
>...I dunno. Should I?

>>252791
Bitch is an enemy now. She could come after you later for revenge and shit. Kill her and move on.

shoot her in the voicebox. mute forever.

Oh come now, this is a prime opportunity to find out what the shit is up!
You can always ice her if she tries something and/or stops being useful.

Clerics can't normally teleport, can they?

>>252791
Stick one of the Runes on her.

>>252840
ohhh, much better.

>>252840
Seems like a very unnecessarily complicated way of killing her, one that's not entirely certain to work either. She could be really pissed after somehting like that.

You kinda have to at this point, so do it.

>>252831
They can have Word of Recall, but she probably would have used it by now if she had it.

Ask her what her orders were, and if she if forthcoming with information, then spare her. If she won't spill the beans, take her out. Don't forget to loot the bodies!

Did the satyr kill the wizard?

You know, they may still want to go kill that dragon, and this bitch can help them do it. It's not like will have an easy time just going free. Then they can save the goddamn princess and take all the fucking loot and boast about their victory and shove their heroics down the goddamn kings throat. It will be the biggest "fuck you" ever.

>>253416
I agree.

Do you have a sleep or paralysis arrow or something?

>>253416
How about you go tell the dragon what's going on and that the king is trying some kind of double backstab by sending penal legion conscripts at it? Maybe the dragon is the good guy here.

Try to figure out what's really going on.

Then probably kill her anyway.

Sorry to bump with a non-update, but I just wanted to let you guys know that we figured out how to interact with the other characters here: >>>/questdis/336155
I can talk with whoever you want. Precede commands with T, S, F, and D or whatever, as long as I know what you mean.

S: so you an ass man?

Do it. These people have given you every reason to.

S: play a sleepy song at the cleric.

I am assuming this isn't a "all bards are useless" comic. He did just cut the wizard's throat pretty handily.

D: See how yielding these walls are to your fists. Also, give us a rundown of whatever moral code you run by, just so it won't be an unexpected obstacle later.

F: Scout adjacent hallways

T: Frisk the cleric and wizard

Don't kill her yet; try to get some solid information on all this dragon bullshit.